tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post344228583353755778..comments2024-03-11T01:56:27.279-07:00Comments on The Chubby Chatterbox: The Dreaded Physicalstephen Hayeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-5573299955971773402012-08-12T17:02:33.697-07:002012-08-12T17:02:33.697-07:00Hilarious Sorry, but that is nothing compared to w...Hilarious Sorry, but that is nothing compared to what women go through from a much earlier age. Try having your feet AND hands tied down before giving birth! This was my first read of yours.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-59464477270130902572012-07-31T01:07:40.520-07:002012-07-31T01:07:40.520-07:00This was as funny as it was well-written. Nice jo...This was as funny as it was well-written. Nice job! Fortunately I haven't had to have anyone put their fingers up my butt yet.Youngman Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336401937507133453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-89902085651730703952012-07-30T20:58:04.436-07:002012-07-30T20:58:04.436-07:00This was so good. As uncomfortable as the finger i...This was so good. As uncomfortable as the finger in the backside is, I'd just as soon have them get it over with as quickly as possible. What's with the small talk?Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17697779460254600164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-13137190709835030082012-07-30T06:29:26.826-07:002012-07-30T06:29:26.826-07:00Ugh I feel your pain, well not really, I felt my o...Ugh I feel your pain, well not really, I felt my own pain. I have not had a prostate exam yet but I have has unfortunate infections...nothing is as unnerving as the sound of snapping latex.<br /><br />Oh and on the weight thing, I always wear as little as possible and make sure I take a good healthy poop before getting weighed.Who Woulda Thought?https://www.blogger.com/profile/14492854309076767707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-25485187044153228982012-07-29T09:02:11.584-07:002012-07-29T09:02:11.584-07:00I'm dreading the day my anus gets probed and v...I'm dreading the day my anus gets probed and violated. 5 more years till I hit 40. It's like a countdown to the end of the world!Workingdanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00431559781969929972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-18267932799864114242012-07-28T17:59:09.729-07:002012-07-28T17:59:09.729-07:00You know, I've had a girl at the bar use that ...You know, I've had a girl at the bar use that "Speaking of your penis..." line before... I'm sorry your experience wasn't as fun as mine.<br /><br />I'm 31. 9 years before my doc finger-bangs me, and I crack the obligatory "yo doc, aren't you gonna buy me a drink first??" joke. I'm not looking forward to it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-87198533413889040712012-07-28T09:07:40.698-07:002012-07-28T09:07:40.698-07:00Oh... the proverbial "check-up." I'm...Oh... the proverbial "check-up." I'm a typical man and avoid hospitals, doctors, and medicine like the plague. But I was recently diagnosed with high blood-pressure which facilitated me seeing a doctor on a regular bases. I remember my first visit. I hadn't been to the doctor (other than for stitches and ear aches) or had a physical since I played sports in high school, in nearly 30 years. I was worried I was going to get the "finger" treatment, but to my surprise and adulation, my doctor didn't see the need in it. Even though I was 42, he felt it unnecessary since I had no family history of prostrate cancer. Boy was I relieved. Although I'm not looking forward to 50...<br /><br />Great post, I enjoyed it.<br /><br />Michael A. Walker<br />Defying ProcrastinationAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15137784763609138302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-66468979262199949212012-07-28T05:22:59.358-07:002012-07-28T05:22:59.358-07:00You had me...right up until the pudding.
I think ...You had me...right up until the pudding.<br /><br />I think women get a pretty raw deal. They get childbirth, they get their boobs smashed and squished and again when they get a mammogram, they can pass stones just like us, they get to go through "the change" which is of no monetary gain to them.<br /><br />And that isn't anything with stirrups and a speculum. As guys we think of Westerns when we hear stirrups, it say the word speculum to a kid and they may run away. Heck, add culum to any fun word and it immediately becomes the opposite. porsculum? Sexculum? Beerculum?<br /><br />Yeah, not much sympathy from the ladies, but you're spot on about the rest. I call it the 40,000 mile checkup with lube job. Hope it all turned out fine. On a good note, all your farts will be juicy (yet still not smell like Vanilla pudding)<br /><br />WG<br /><a href="http://itsmynd.com" rel="nofollow">http://itsmynd.com</a>WilyGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17867042879433282534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-52119029971619043952012-07-27T10:57:18.494-07:002012-07-27T10:57:18.494-07:00Haha, that's what I have to look forward to? P...Haha, that's what I have to look forward to? Perfect. Great post, and welcome to Dude Write.Chris Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15250478672355808848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-44945546739535265582012-05-27T15:22:33.873-07:002012-05-27T15:22:33.873-07:00Wow!! What an innovative way to loose weight :DWow!! What an innovative way to loose weight :DAshwinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12101808379883654173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-42845639590512106242012-05-26T06:28:08.045-07:002012-05-26T06:28:08.045-07:00This is one of the most fun reads all year. I enjo...This is one of the most fun reads all year. I enjoyed your agony. It was great to hear the view from a man's experience. That is the most graphic I have read so far. Sorry to say I enjoyed this so much, but I did!CiCihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466038341689494316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-76469514411744996992012-05-17T10:05:12.867-07:002012-05-17T10:05:12.867-07:00well BON VOYAGE! have a great trip! See yaou and I...well BON VOYAGE! have a great trip! See yaou and I'll read all about it in 3 weeks!Kathe W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06781645436343424010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-15842722392680293362012-05-16T11:30:27.638-07:002012-05-16T11:30:27.638-07:00You're a hoot. I hope all was well... in the e...You're a hoot. I hope all was well... in the end. ;)Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-65350703629422846392012-05-16T05:44:49.032-07:002012-05-16T05:44:49.032-07:00Your candid description of your experience brought...Your candid description of your experience brought back memories of the 'office exam'. <br /><br />That special age where men can look forward to their first and memorable colonoscopy. It quickly becomes etched permanently to the cerebral cortex. <br /><br />Having ones package squeezed or manipulated in a foreign manner is another life altering event.<br /><br />Hope your recovery is quick! ;-)Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09127276493023198480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-2248508911978432422012-05-16T00:39:45.898-07:002012-05-16T00:39:45.898-07:00Haha... man I hate the doctor too..... And I feel ...Haha... man I hate the doctor too..... And I feel I must say (a friend) told me rectal cream tastes NOTHING like vanilla pudding... just sayin!From the Mind of a Madmanhttp://steve-bailey.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-62666084125838057462012-05-15T22:55:33.228-07:002012-05-15T22:55:33.228-07:00It's good to have a sense of humor with such v...It's good to have a sense of humor with such visits. If it helps, just think of a famous person you admire and remember...they get physicals too! All Best :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16539850495318868267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-63176119063208555942012-05-15T15:51:11.308-07:002012-05-15T15:51:11.308-07:00I asked my doc about the exam you mentioned, if it...I asked my doc about the exam you mentioned, if it was the male version of a pap test... He said "Doctors have ways of making everyone uncomfortable..." So, at least you survived. But I think I would shy away from the vanilla pudding. Just sayin'.<br /><br />CatCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16085463730809297977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-40499951443939922772012-05-15T03:32:12.967-07:002012-05-15T03:32:12.967-07:00I've met a lot of funny people but you are FUN...I've met a lot of funny people but you are FUNNY himself! This was hilarious and couldn't think how a physical could go so terribly amusing.Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15640511681168230116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-65498139799045083062012-05-14T20:06:10.684-07:002012-05-14T20:06:10.684-07:00Hilarious! I'm still chuckling about you annua...Hilarious! I'm still chuckling about you annual physical! But why am I chuckling? I'm next.<br /> I have written about these examinations in a dull fashion. I prefer your humorous approach. Like your comparisons.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17996243850279671523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-40635840677034872462012-05-14T19:31:54.358-07:002012-05-14T19:31:54.358-07:00The indignity of it all. But at least he added sex...The indignity of it all. But at least he added sex to your repetoire. I've never had a doctor do that.<br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-72454949477481146322012-05-14T18:00:24.520-07:002012-05-14T18:00:24.520-07:00Stephen, you had me laughing so hard I actually SN...Stephen, you had me laughing so hard I actually SNORTED!<br /><br />I can relate to the procedure before stepping on the scale. I've been know to get a hair cut the day before, and to deeply exhale just as I step on.Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-70632911251860695492012-05-14T17:50:00.374-07:002012-05-14T17:50:00.374-07:00men and women both have to suffer through our shar...men and women both have to suffer through our share of indignities, don't we?SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-52271492308496720402012-05-14T16:27:11.429-07:002012-05-14T16:27:11.429-07:00I'm glad I never developed a taste for vanilla...I'm glad I never developed a taste for vanilla pudding. I'll never look at it the same way again.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-13479616046063073452012-05-14T16:12:48.977-07:002012-05-14T16:12:48.977-07:00Oh, yeah, just for fun......
Eat a can of cocktail...Oh, yeah, just for fun......<br />Eat a can of cocktail peanuts just before your prostate exam.<br />Then hit him with a rectal gatling gun.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300332596847087857.post-74402595934294818072012-05-14T16:11:50.212-07:002012-05-14T16:11:50.212-07:00Believe it or not, I'd rather someone use my c...Believe it or not, I'd rather someone use my colon for a Roto-Rooter experiment than play "Find the Prostate." With a colonoscopy, I get to take a nap. <br />But, I do feel cheap.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.com