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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Gray Lady Down

 
Many of you who are regular readers of this blog are familiar with my mother, who I write about frequently. Unfortunately, Mom has been in the hospital with a bowel obstruction the past few days and Mrs. Chatterbox and I have been busy keeping her company and tending to her affairs. I don’t think Mom is in any real danger, but today her doctor decided to operate. The procedure will take place Friday morning. With surgery there are always risks, especially when dealing with a patient who’s eighty-seven years old.
      
Since I’ve been away from my computer this week, and could be for a while, I haven’t had time to respond to many of your posts or write new ones. For the next few days I’ll be rerunning a few of my favorites. These were written back in the day when I only had a handful of followers so they should be new to most of you. I’ll be back with new posts soon.
      
There’s one story I can’t wait to tell: Mom has a crush on her handsome surgeon, Dr. Fernando. Lying in a hospital bed for a week isn’t good for anyone’s appearance but today Mom requested a highly personal item to improve her appearance and increase her…allure, proving that even an eighty-seven year old woman with very few teeth can still respond to an attractive guy. You won’t believe what personal item my mother requested before going under the knife.


35 comments:

  1. My prayers will be with your mother and you on Friday morning. It sounds like your mother is in great hands! Here's to a speedy recovery...

    Donna L Martin
    www.donnalmartin.com
    www.donasdays.blogspot.com

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  2. I hope that your mom is well enough to start chasing Dr. Fernando soon!!

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  3. Good luck to Mama Chatterbox! Hope all goes well.

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  4. I've added your mom to my prayer list and am hoping all goes well. Can't wait to hear what it is she's requested- don't keep us waiting too long!

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  5. Oh I'm really sorry to hear about your mother. I hope the surgery is a great success and she's back chasing men again very soon! :D

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  6. Bowel problems are no fun!! I am sure all will be well. So I guess we have to wait to see what your Mom requested.

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  7. Hope all goes well with your mom. Yes, I'm anxious to hear more.

    S

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  8. Either I have no imagination or . . . I have no imagination, but I can't imagine what your mom requested. Push-up bra? Honestly, I can't imagine.

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  9. Best wishes for a successful surgery and recovery period for your mother. Did she ask for her dentures to give Dr. Fernando her winning smile?

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  10. OoOoO I can't wait to hear all about it. Feel better soon vibes for Mom :)

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  11. Best wishes to your Mom for a successful hunt! But what she has requested, I cannot imagine ... unless of course... hmmmmmm ;-)

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  12. Best wishes to Momma Hayes!

    Hilde

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  13. Best wishes for a quick and complete recovery to Momma Hayes.

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  14. I hope your Mom does well with the surgery and gets back to her feisty self.
    Don't worry about comments or posting. Look after the main priority.

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  15. We need your mom so she can continue to drive you crazy and you can write about it.

    Love,
    Janie

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  16. Does your Mum know that you are sharing such personal info? There has to be an elegant euphemism somewhere for Bowel Obstruction. I hope she's very quickly well enough to give you a hard time about all this.

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  17. She has the spirit to always be prepared in an honourable manner.

    Clean under-garments perhaps.

    God speed.

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  18. Healing Energy to your Mum.....

    And yes.......TELL us! :)

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  19. An electric lady-shave?

    Wishing your mum a speedy return to health and home.

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