Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Not the Man I Once Was

 I’m the tallest man I know, but only when I sit down. I’m 5’8” when standing—the height of the average American thanks to Hispanics and Asians—but seated around a dining room table I tower over everyone. I know what you’re thinking: You must have an ass as big as a Rose Parade float. Read the rest (here).



  1. I heard something like your feet kinda fall part just a little bit (terrible way to describe it) and that's why some people "shrink" when they get older.

  2. just think of it as a genetic blessing...especially if you ever find yourself stuck on a rocking fishing boat....smiles.
    i think we do lose height over our lives...i thought i read that somewhere...